The last BeerMonster is up.

'Tis Saturday, the day after the second Friday 13th of the year.

The collections department of the bank has rung me twice now since Tuesday.

BeerMonster#100 is due up tomorrow, and I still haven't thought of anything for it.

My sister has come round, and is helping me fill out loads of huge forms for benefits agencies and so on, in order for me to get officially diagnosed with Asperger's (and get some sort of benefits for it).

I'm selling stuff on eBay, if anyone's interested.

The third book of my series comes out in 3 weeks and two days (pre-orders close on the 22nd).

I have lots of stuff to mention at the IDWConCom meeting tomorrow, and probably no-one will thank me.

There are no jobs.

I think I may be getting Depressed again. Bugger.

BeerMonster has updated.

Now, have I got something special planned for #100?

BeerMonster has updated.

BeerMonster has updated. Next update in two weeks.

BeerMonster has updated.

Because I seem to be away a lot on update weekends, I'm shifting BM by one week. There will be a new BM next week, then back to every fortnight again afterwards.

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BeerMonster has updated.

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Whilst Sunday was supposed to be the scheduled update day, I was at the Hogswatch barbecue in Scotland at the time, so I couldn't update.

I am also still soliciting submissions for BM strips.

Requirements

Rating: Any
Content: Nothing racist, pornographic, religiously extremist, or illegal in the UK
Format: .png (or something that is easily convertible to .png)
Size: Doesn't matter how wide, but it must be exactly 280 pixels high
Art Style: Any. Doesn't matter if it's your own, or copy & pasted from pre-existing BM strips, as long as you don't submit other people's artwork as your own.
File Size: Not more than 50kB, if possible.


EMail your submissions to beer at sabremeister dot me dot uk with your name and any website you'd like me to link to. Unless I get more than - oh, I dunno - 10 submissions, you're pretty much guaranteed publication.

BeerMonster has updated.

Still looking for guest submissions, if anyone wants to do them.

Oh, and the next BM may be a little late.

My website has updated, with things like new pages, extracts from the now-finished NaNo, Book III of the Have Sword & Sorcery: Will Travel™ series, "All's Fair in Love and Politics". Expect it available to buy in early April 2009.

In other news, I'm still soliciting guest submissions for BeerMonster. I'll take anything before the end of the year.

Right, I am officially soliciting guest strips. As I'm currently doing NaNoWriMo, I'm pretty much all creativitied-out, so if you've ever wanted to do a guest strip for a webcomic, now's your chance.

Requirements

Rating: Any
Content: Nothing racist, pornographic, religiously extremist, or illegal in the UK
Format: .png (or something that is easily convertible to .png)
Size: Doesn't matter how wide, but it must be exactly 280 pixels high
Art Style: Any. Doesn't matter if it's your own, or copy & pasted from pre-existing BM strips, as long as you don't submit other people's artwork as your own.

ADDENDUM - File Size: Not more than 50kB, if possible.


EMail your submissions to beer at sabremeister dot me dot uk with your name and any website you'd like me to link to. Unless I get more than - oh, I dunno - 10 submissions, you're pretty much guaranteed publication.

Get to it!

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BeerMonster has updated.